Listing 5.
A real human gives Eliza a hard time.
John Nolan

Chatbot::Eliza
The Perl Journal, Spring 1998
  Listing 5: A real human gives Eliza a hard time.




Eliza: Please tell me what's been bothering you.



you: Why are you asking me that? 

Eliza: Do you sometimes think I am asking you that?



you: What time is it? 

Eliza: Why do you ask? 



you: You don't understand. 

Eliza: We were discussing you -- not me. 



you: Who are you? 

Eliza: What answer would please you most? 



you: I have asdwet in the asdgasdg. 

Eliza: Do you say you have asdwet in the asdgasdg for some special reason? 



you: my am we are is in the always my brother

Eliza: Your brother? 



you: You your in I my me mine. 

Eliza: Your you mine? 



you: I have a gun. Give me your money! 

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? 



you: Do you remember the Kennedy assassination?

Eliza: Did you think I would forget the Kennedy assassination? 



you: Stop asking questions. 

Eliza: That is interesting. Please continue.